With God as my witness, I will rid myself of this $20 Target card.
Getting 20 people signed up is proving more difficult than teaching Pigtails to juggle kitchen shears.
Let me repeat my pathetic plea: Leave a comment below to enter the drawing. Pigtails will randomly pull a name. No strings attached. If you win, you can spend it on whatever you want: hot dog buns, toilet paper, Blublockers, iTunes card to e-load your Bieber, hemorrhoid cream, 42" TV. It's your call.
Here's the list of who's in the hat, thanks for signing up:
- Beard (oh wait...)
- Anonymous (what the?)
Sneak on what's cooking for posts this week: Fervent Futbol, Kitchen Reboot New Life, and maybe even a random poem. There was a request for some unicorn poetry awhile back, we'll see.