Running friend Kip scooped up a heap of Silly Bandz at the Chicago Marathon expo last week and shipped them to Pigtails.
She asked: "What's Kip's favorite color, and doesn't he have a mustache?" The color question cracked me up, Kip's nearly 50. I said: "I bet he likes green and blue, and yes he has a 'stache."
She pulled out the Crayola's, rolled her tongue and chewed it while color-scrawlin' a card. Ten minutes later, she ran it over to me, her hand muffling a laugh.
"Daddy, do you notice anything funny about the card?"
I squinted and didn't see anything odd, other than Kipe resembling an orange-faced Oompa Loompa with hairy lip.
She finally blew and giggled "I WROTE HIS WORDS IN GIRL COLORS AND SIGNED MY NAME IN BOY COLORS. AHH HAAHAAA!!!" This was completely ludicrous in her mind.
Kip rolled when I explained the colors to him.