Pigtails has decided to call me Randal out in public. I call her Shalonda. These are not our real names, but other shoppers at the grocery store don't know that.
"SHALONDA, GRAB ME SOME PORK 'N BEANS KID, AND HURRY IT UP!!"
(her trying not to crack up):
"Okay, Randal, I'll get some beans. I love you Randal!"
Sometimes a shopper will do a double-take when we play this game. It's hard not to laugh.
She also calls me Dave sometimes, and if we're at the mall, it's Barney the mall cop.