Bethany, a.k.a. colon lamp lady, took the win on the IKEA LED freebie with this:
The thread went downhill fast from there, somehow we ended with adult bedwetters and a pregnant man named Josh:
So there you have it, congrats to Bethany. Send your snail mail address to BeardandPigtails@gmail.com, tell me white or black on the lamp, and I'll get her shipped out this week with a bonus Graziano's Italian spice supply.
If anyone else wants to try Graziano goodness, I'll send you a large supply that will last months for $8 (free shipping to the lower 48).